Let’s see how we can make that hockey related…

Sleetaks freak me out. Kind of like the Thrashers’s play of late. What the hell Thrashers? Before we get to that, let’s talk about “The Land of the Lost,” one of my favorite shows of all time. I don’t know why, but I love that show. From the Sleestaks to Marshall, Will and Holly to Chaka and the *gasp* Sleestaks to the weird pylons where the gang would rearrange those glowing marbles to try to get home.

Speaking of pylons. Let’s talk about the Thrashers’ defense. Oh nevermind. There’s really no defense to speak of. Let’s just watch the trailer for the new “Land of the Lost” starring Will Ferrell.

The Thrashers’ “play” is getting really depressing. The only upside, I guess, is that they are falling so fast they just may get that No. 1 pick. Of course, the way the Thrashers’ luck goes, they will start to win at the last minute and win just enough not to be last. Hooray!

I want the Thrashers to have a “Land of the Lost”-style time warp and go back to when they had Marc Savard and Dany Heatley. Oh, I can’t believe those lean times were really the glory days!