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14 Dec 2010 Why the Capitals Can’t Win

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Six in a row? Say it ain’t so! No, you didn’t read that incorrectly, the Caps have lost six games in a row and have been shut out four times in the last 13 games. The latest shellacking coming at the hands of the New York Rangers by a lopsided score of 7-0.

Is it safe to start panicking? Is it safe to say the team is doomed to another post-season failure (assuming at their current pace that they even make it to the playoffs)? Is it safe to say that head Capitals’ bench boss, Bruce Boudreau, might need to start looking for a new coaching position?

Who knows? Right now, what I think we need to do is not think so negatively. Let’s chill out, Caps fans, with some much needed comedic relief. Here are my top reasons (excuses) the Capitals are really failing (and I will admit, you might need to be a Caps fan to get some of these and find them funny).

  • Nicklas Backstrom stopped dying his hair blond(er).

  • Epic Fehl returned to the second line … Wait, what’s that? No player by that name? Oh I’m sorry I meant “Eric Fehr”.

  • Since the Caps flushed Flash (Tomas Fleischmann) out to Colorado, the Caps are flashing back to resemble the dreadful 2003-04 Capitals team — full of talent, and yet so full of fail.

  • This team is doomed without Jeff Schultz and Tyler Sloan to hold down the blue line.

  • We just keep running into “hot goaltenders” … and make all of them look like Vezina Trophy winners.

  • Bruce Boudreau hasn’t made enough completely moronic TV commercials … YET.

  • The team doesn’t have enough optional practices.

  • Marcus Johansson beat them all at “iPad poker” on the ride up to NYC. This pissed Alex Ovechkin off so much he had to jump Brandon Dubinsky to vent his frustrations.

  • Mike Green doesn’t party enough anymore and stopped stocking his fridge with foods that are only the color green.

  • Brooks Laich finally allowed himself a girlfriend after a millennia of celibacy.

  • Alexander Semin actually started playing hockey like he cares.

  • Semyon Varlamov admitted he really likes American girls.

  • Boudreau is really focused on becoming a contestant on “The Biggest Loser” and not on being the Caps’ head coach … and I’m not talking about the weight-loss reality TV show.

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  • 02 Jul 2010 Mogilny Continues KHL Work

    Alexander Mogilny

    Mogilny works for the KHL club in his hometown.

    Former NHL star Alexander Mogilny has signed a new contract with Amur Khabarovsk of the Kontinental Hockey League, according to the club’s official website. Mogilny will continue his work there as a sports consultant. He was previously responsible for the selection work in North America.

    The elusive Mogilny last played for the New Jersey Devils (and their AHL Affiliate at the time, the Albany River Rats) before slipping into retirement at the end of the 2005-06 season. An Olympic and Stanley Cup champion, Mogilny once left behind the city and country he again embraces, having defected from the Soviet Union to the United States in 1989 to play for the Buffalo Sabres.

    Khabarovsk, where Amur is based, is Mogilny’s native city. Located in the Far Eastern part of Russia, it is a long way from Moscow but rather close to the North America. That’s quite comfortable for Mogilny who lives in the USA, if I am not mistaken.

    So let’s wait and see what this famous player will be responsible for this season in the KHL.

    Photo: Alexander Mogilny from HC Amur Khabarovsk’s official website.

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    02 Jul 2010 Columbus Calling: Dan Hinote’s New Career
    Dan Hinote

    Hinote joined the Columbus Blue Jackets coaching staff Thursday.

    Amidst the July 1st free agent signings was one that was of particular interest to me.  That’s because it involves my friend and former Avalanche player Dan Hinote. Well, he isn’t really a friend.  I mean, we don’t keep in touch or anything, but Dan has a way of making everyone he meets feel like his friend.

    I met Dan a little more than three years ago.  We were both rehabbing at the same physical therapy practice: He after yet another shoulder surgery and me after surgery for a tri-malleor fracture of my ankle. By then, he was a member of the St. Louis Blues, but living in Denver in the off-season, he chose to rehab close to home.

    Honestly, I hadn’t been all that star-struck.  After all, one of Denver’s “Most Eligible Bachelors” (as voted by a local magazine) wasn’t what I considered a dreamboat, nor was he someone that did much for me on the ice.  Yet after spending many hours working out, rehabbing and chatting with him, I realized what all the fuss was about.

    Dan is one of the most genuine guys I have ever met.  He takes great interest in everyone he meets.  He never forgets anyone’s name.  He asked me a lot of questions about speed skating, about my competitions, my injuries.  We had a common friend on the Avalanche, and he had nothing but glowing things to say about him.  Every time I saw him, he’d come sit on the treatment table next to me and ask me how I was doing.  Elderly women would come in and Dan would remember all of their names and give them a big hug.

    He was humble, and talked about how lucky he was to have broken in when he did — when it was still a trapping, clutch-and-grab league because he was just scrappy, and guys like him were no longer being drafted or given a shot in the NHL.

    He was in love.  We got to hear all about Amy, his then-girlfriend (now wife).  He talked about taking her to the Sushi Den for her birthday.  He told us all about his trip to Las Vegas with the guys where he would relax and decide if he really was going to pop the big question.  When he got engaged, we all knew the next day.

    It wasn’t hard to see why he was so well loved in Denver.  He was very social, being seen out and about the city, having a great time with whoever was willing.  Back then, you might see him hanging out at the famous country bar Stampede with Peter Forsberg, partying downtown or dining with John-Michael Liles in the ritzy Cherry Creek area where he lived.  He became a media darling, a fan favorite, and women and men alike just fell in love with him.

    Then in 2006, he signed with St. Louis, but no one felt ill feelings towards him.  You just couldn’t.  He was cheered when he returned with his new team to play the Avs.  People still followed his social life and his lavish wedding back in Colorado was an item of great interest.  And, of course, we all cheered when he reunited with Peter Forsberg this year to play for Modo of Sweden’s Elitserien.

    Today, we again applauded Dan when we heard he would become an assistant coach with the Columbus Blue Jackets. I can’t think of a better guy for the team.  He’s smart. Very smart.  After all, very few get accepted to West Point.  More importantly however, is his personality.

    Much like Ted Nolan, Dan cares about people.  With a young, budding team like the Blue Jackets, he will be the perfect man to nurture these kids, to instill confidence in them and to give them advice.  He will be a shoulder to cry on, a confidante and a great role model.  He will quickly learn what makes each player tick and will know how to get the most out of them.  For now, he’s only an assistant, but I predict he is going to have more of an impact on this team than anyone is expecting.

    Just ask anyone in Colorado.  Because we all know him well.

    He’s our friend.

    Photo: Dan Hinote by Goddess Sasha. Copyright 2008-2010. All Rights Reserved.

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    23 Jun 2010 Crystal Ball Gazing: Who’ll Take Home the Trophies?

    So here we go again with another Goddess pick off.   This time, we are selecting who we believe will win the major categories at the NHL Awards today.   As always, we made our selections without seeing one another’s answers or consulting anyone else.  Let’s see which goddess gets the bragging rights for this pick off round.   For the record, Goddesses Annalisk, Kaat and Savvy tied for the win in our last pick off.   After you’ve read our picks, why not give us yours? [Editor's note: Updated with winners 10:35 p.m. ET]

    Goddess Face Off

    AMY KAAT SASHA SAVVY
    Hart Trophy Ovechkin Sedincheck Ovechkin Sedincheck

    (I’m sick and tired of Ovechkin and Crosby.)
    Vezina Trophy Millercheck Millercheck Bryzgalov Millercheck
    Norris Trophy Green
    Keithcheck Doughty Doughty
    (I don’t have a clue why Mike Green is a finalist –again!. It’s best DEFENSEman.)
    Calder Trophy Myerscheck
    Duchene Duchene Myerscheck
    Lady Byng Trophy Datsyuk Datsyuk
    (Natch!)
    Datsyuk St. Louischeck
    Selke Trophy Datsyukcheck Kesler Kesler Staal
    Jack Adams Award Tippettcheck
    (Did an amazing job amidst all the chaos.)
    Tippettcheck
    (The obvious choice.)
    Tippettcheck
    (Overcame serious obstacles.)
    Tippettcheck
    (Proving that superstars usually aren’t the best coaches.)
    Masterton Trophy Theodorecheck Theodorecheck Ortmeyer Theodorecheck
    Pearson Ted Lindsay Award Ovechkincheck Crosby Crosby Crosby

    Now that you’ve seen our picks, why not give us yours! Leave us a little comment, won’t ya?

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    22 Jun 2010 NHL Award Winners and Losers

    Well, they aren’t losers in my book, but “shoulda been winners.”  Making my fearless predictions — who will win the award and who I think should win.

    NHL Foundation Player Award
    Who should win:  Dustin Brown because didn’t get it last year.
    Who will win:  Ryan Miller, since he’s Captain America. :-)

    Mark Messier Leadership Award
    Who should win:  Ryan Miller, see above and he would so be the captain of the Sabres if he wasn’t a goalie.
    Who will win:  Sidney Crosby, because he’s Sidney Crosby.

    King Clancy Memorial Trophy
    Who should win:  A tie since I love them both for very different reasons
    Who will win:  Sidney Crosby, since they don’t usually have a tie and he’s Sidney Crosby.

    Frank J. Selke Trophy
    Who should win:  Ryan Kesler because I love him. Also, he had a great year and was a big part of the USA silver medal.
    Who will win:  Pavel Datsyuk, because people suck and always vote for him.

    Jack Adams Award
    Who should win:  Dave Tippett who did such an amazing job amidst all the chaos in Phoenix.
    Who will win:  Dave Tippett, same reason.

    Ted Lindsay Award
    Who should win:  Hank Sedin because I love him and he deserves it.
    Who will win:  Alexander Ovechkin because no one stays up late enough to watch Vancouver Canucks games and because he’s Ovie.

    Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy
    Who should win:  All three because they all deserve it.
    Who will win:  Jose Theodore just because.

    James Norris Memorial Trophy
    Who should win:  Duncan Keith. He had a great season and those seven teeth that he gave up against the Sharks should count for something.
    Who will win:  Mike Green because some writers are stupid.

    Calder Memorial Trophy
    Who should win:  Tyler Myers because he is a WHL boy. :)
    Who will win:  Tyler Myers, he had a really great season especially as a rookie and a defenseman.

    Vezina Trophy
    Who should win:  Ryan Miller. Hello? … “Millercles”?
    Who will win: Ryan Miller.  It better be Captain America better win or heads will roll.

    Lady Byng Memorial Trophy
    Who should win:  Marty St. Louis. He’s cool and cute and it’s about time he gets one.
    Who will win:  Datsyuk, for the reason above.

    Hart Memorial Trophy
    Who should win:  Henrik Sedin for reasons above.
    Who will win:  Oh, probably Ovechkin also for reasons above.

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    19 Jun 2010 Darius Kasparaitis to Become KHL Coach

    Darius Kasparaitis in the colors of SKA by Thorkhild

    Darius Kasparaitis, also known as the Unfriendly Ghost, is to become a coach in the Kontinental Hockey League. “Kaspar,” once a star in the NHL, spending years with the New York Islanders, Pittsburgh Penguins and New York Rangers, before being loaned in 2007 to the KHL’s SKA St. Petersburg.

    The hard-nosed Olympic Champion was reportedly invited to continue his career in Sweden, but Sportsdaily.Ru reports that Darius is staying with SKA as one of the team’s coaches.

    I haven’t played for a long time [because of injuries - Thorkhild], and in some way I got used to the idea that I would have to finish my player career. I’m very thankful to the team for offering me job with SKA. I am given a chance to try myself as a coach. Now I have to become more serious. I’m not going to “bulldoze” on anyone, but I won’t be able to be “fruit” as well. My work is to learn and to help young people to show their talent, beginners will need some good advice. As for the rest, I’m with my family and children now [in Sweden]. You know, though I wasn’t born in St. Pete, during the years I’ve spent here, I’ve become its citizen. So I can’t wait and get back to your city again.” — Kasparaitis said.

    Photo: Darius Kasparaitis by Goddess Thorkhild. Copyright 2010. All Rights Reserved.

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